Neend nahi aati to
Agar aap ko raat mai neend nahi aati to
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Chokidaari ker k 4 paisy kama lain.
ROZGARI TOTKA. 🙂
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
ALLAH k Naam par kuch de do
by skhan
FAQEER: ALLAH k Naam par kuch de do?
Ghar se larki boli: kuch nahi hai mauf karo..
FAQEER Bola apna number hi de do Baba Dua bhi kary ga aur msg bhi…
Kion ro rahe ho
by skhan
Pathan: Kion ro rahe ho?
Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai
Pathan: humra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya.
Memon: Tum kion roye ga!
Tumhara Baap Anday thori deta tha.
Tum barey ho k kya karo gey
by skhan
Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: Shaadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT! Mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: Bahu laun ga.
Miss: Stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Abey kaminey teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…;)