Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai
Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
Dost: Nahane K Liye?
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Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.
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Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
Dost: Nahane K Liye?
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Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.
1 dafa 1 aadmi jungle ki taraf ja raha tha usko 1 buzurg ne roka aur pocha kaha ja rahy ho?
us aadmi ne batay lakriyan katne jungle ja raha hon.
Buzurg ne usko jungle mein jany se roka to us aadmi ne kaha k agar mene lakriyan kat kar farokht na ki to kamaonga kese?
Mere bache bhook se mar jayen gay buzurg ne usay jany dia.
Jab wo lakriyan kat kar wapis apne ghar ja raha tha to kisi ne usko awaz di admi na ruka aur chalta gaya…
Awaz dubara ai to admi ne ghor kia ye uske bete ki awaz thi wo peche dekhe baghair na reh saka jesy hi usne pehchay dekha…
baqi kahani sunne k liye isi number par Rs. 50 ka load bhej den SHUKRIYA.
Insan ko bemar kar deney wali cheezon me se aik cheez,
doston ki judai hai
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plz yaaro
Nery Nery Reya karo…
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Humara pyara gulab bano
Assalam-e-alaikum
baji aaj hum tumko apna dil ka baat batana chahta hai.
hum ne tumko jab se dekha hai, humara neend urr gaya hai. hum ek dum shareef larka hai baji.
sab larkiyon ko behen ka nazar se dekhta hai hum se shadi karlo tum.
hum tumko bohat mohabbat karega aur tum hum ko nahi mila na to tera qasam ye bhai tarap
tarap k mar jayega.
faqat tumhara
gul khan