Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Santa: I think that girl is deaf.

Banta: how do you know?

Santa: I told that I love her
but she said that her chappals are new,
le das eh koi gal bani?

Santa looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai.

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Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai