Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi
Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.
Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…
Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?
Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …
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Category: Sardar SMS
Sardar SMS
Sardar goes to hotel
by Ifrahim
Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.
Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?
Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀
Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay
by Ifrahim
Pathan:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?
Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@
1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar
by SAM
1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar darte darte pochta hai,
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Molvi saab tussi
dam darood wale ho ya
bom barood waly
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