A sardar had a child after 3 months of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month me bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa howa?
sardar: 3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 months.
Wife: total kitne howe?
Sardar: Oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle ;->
