1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,
guess kion??
?
because wo sari raat fire brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Tag: Memon SMS
Memon SMS
Memon ka beta & girl friend
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Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.
Baap: itne saray kion?
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
A Memon on his death time
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A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon: To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hai?
Memon and banana shopkeeper
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de