Confidence Dekho
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi
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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …
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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
Tag: Urdu Funny SMS
Funny SMS in Urdu Language
Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi
by Visitors
Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.
Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…
Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?
Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …
😛
Shohar aur Biwi Marne k baad
by admin
Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.
Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.
Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho 😛 😀 😀
Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho
by admin
Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?
Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.
Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.
Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.
Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?
Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…