Ek Taraf Paisa Hai, Ek Taraf Dimagh

Teacher to Boy:
Ek Taraf Paisa Hai, Ek Taraf Dimagh.
Kia Logay?

Boy: Paisa

Teacher: Ghalat, Agar Main Hoti To Dimagh Leti.

Boy: Jiske Pas Jo Nahi Hota Wo Wahi Leta Hai. 😛