During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Conceptโ€ Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professionalโ€ Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.โ€ Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But Read more »

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…


Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?


Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …


Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?


Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!


For all singles including me…. ๐Ÿ˜€

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