Best Mom in world is Punjabi Mom who never let her child cry.

whenever she sees tears in her baby’s eyes.

she says

hun munh aape band krenga k jutti lawaan… 🙂

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Me To Pata Chala,

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K Har Wo Shakhs Udaas Hai Jisey Monday Se Duty Par Jana Hai.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But Read more »

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

 

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

 

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

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