Who are the real robbers

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But Continue reading “Who are the real robbers”

Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho

Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

Men always sacrifice himself for his wife

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. …………..

Moral : Accompany your wife….

The story continues….
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card……….
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Still continues…
After swiping, the machine indicated “ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE”.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!

Still continues….
When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS “your OTP is……” Finally she bought her items & returned back happily.

Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices himself for his wife.