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Today I met Mario..

I greeted him n asked “Do You Remember Me ?”

He said “No”.

I said ” Idiot!
I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend…”:p:D

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Technology ki jung:

Google ne kaha: 1 word likho hazaron results dunga..

Wikipedia bola: 1 word likho hazaron pages dunga..

Internet bola: mere baghair kuch nai karskte..

Computer bola: tu konsa mere baghair chal sakta hai..

Ye sun k bijli hansi aur boli: tum log larte raho main to chali..

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Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon si Piyega Kamenay?

Sardar : Bhaijaan Peeni Te Koi Nai Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusss Thussss bari pasand ay;-)

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Husband gifted his wife a diamond Necklace

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she didn’t talk to him for a month!!!

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. . . . . . . . . . Well, that was the DEAL… =D