A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. …………..

Moral : Accompany your wife….

The story continues….
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card……….
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Still continues…
After swiping, the machine indicated “ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE”.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!

Still continues….
When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS “your OTP is……” Finally she bought her items & returned back happily.

Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices himself for his wife.

Love Marrige:
Raat k Waqt Husband: Paani Pilao.
Wife Paani Lenay Gai, Husband Ko Neend Aa gai, Wife Saari Raat Paani Ka GilaSs Pakray Khari Rahi, Subah husband Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Hova aur Bola!

Maango Kya Maangti Ho?



Wife: Talaaq.:-P

Wife : I am not feeling good.

Husband : It’s too bad, i was thinking to go for shopping.

Wife : I was joking na.


Husband: Yeah!!!! me too.! chal roti bana  😀

Unmarried : Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Married :  Shadi Ker Lo,

Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.:-)

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