During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But Read more »

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Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…


Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?


Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …


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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho 😛 😀 😀

Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

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