I never saw so sweet a face,
As that I stood before.

My heart has left its dwelling place
And can return no more.

Be with me forever.

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. …………..

Moral : Accompany your wife….

The story continues….
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card……….
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Still continues…
After swiping, the machine indicated “ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE”.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!

Still continues….
When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS “your OTP is……” Finally she bought her items & returned back happily.

Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices himself for his wife.

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don’t understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

LUCK & FUCK are directly proportional to each other. When LUCK favors, you can FUCK the whole World but when LUCK fails the whole world begins to FUCK you.

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