Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

 

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

 

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

😛

Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀

Pathan:

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?

Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@

1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar darte darte pochta hai,
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Molvi saab tussi

dam darood wale ho ya
bom barood waly
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