Pathan: Kion ro rahe ho?

Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai

Pathan: humra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya.

Memon: Tum kion roye ga!
Tumhara Baap Anday thori deta tha.

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman:  Plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,

Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!

Pathan ka Love letter

Humara pyara gulab bano
Assalam-e-alaikum
baji aaj hum tumko apna dil ka baat batana chahta hai.
hum ne tumko jab se dekha hai, humara neend urr gaya hai. hum ek dum shareef larka hai baji.
sab larkiyon ko behen ka nazar se dekhta hai hum se shadi karlo tum.
hum tumko bohat mohabbat karega aur tum hum ko nahi mila na to tera qasam ye bhai tarap

tarap k mar jayega.

faqat tumhara
gul khan

Pathan:

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?

Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@

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