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1 PATHAN ne footpath ko rang karnay ka theka leya,
1st day us ne 3 K.M rang kya,
2nd day 2 K.M
3rd day 1 K.M
Ik admi ne pucha. kya baat hy khan g, 1st day 3 k.m, 2 din 2 k.m, 3 din 1 k.m, Rang kya hy?

PATHAN O yara Rang ka dabba b to dekh kitna peche reh gya hai.

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Breaking News.

1 Pathan Ne BV Ki Mohabbat Mein Naswar Chor Di.
3 Din Baad Dimagh Kharab Hone Ki Wajah Se
BV Chor Di

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Minister: Bomb Blast mein Halaak honey walon ko 5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayen gay.

Pathan: Humara Baap Pehly Zakhmi Huwa Phir Mar Gaya Humara 8 Lakh Banta Hai.

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Molvi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Gusal K Kitne Farz Hain?
Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash! Kon Kon se?
Pathan:

Shampoo

Sabun

or

Tolya