10 Rupees Tip
Waiter: 10 Rupees Tip to meri insult hai.
Pathan: to phir?
Waiter: 20 Rupees to dain.
Pathan: Nahi Yara, hum tumhara double insult nahi kar sakta… 🙂
Tag: Pathan SMS
Pathan SMS
Ek pathan ladies ward me
by SAM
Ek pathan ladies ward me admit ho gaya.
Nurse:
Tumko sharm nahi aati.
Pathan bola:
Sharm kesi hum to paida hi ladies ward me howa tha.
Memory Card Hai?
by skhan
Pathan: Mobile Mein Kuch songs dalwany Hain…
Dukandar: Memory Card Hai?
Pathan:
Shanaakhti Card hai, Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Tameez se baat karo
by SAM
Pathan: I love you.
Larki: Tameez se baat karo.
Pathan: Bismillah HirRehman NirRaheem with due respect i beg to say that i love you.
Sadaq Allah hul Azeem