Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

Newton’s “sixth Law of Chichorapan” :

“Every Boy continues to do chichorpan unless or until a chamaat or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hits

upon his face.

Chann chandni, raat mehrma, tim timanday taaray…

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koi v nahi sms karda sheikh ho gaye saray.

ALLAH ne apko bheja to bheja Magar aisa bheja K bheje mein bheja nahi bheja.

Dekha mera bheja 🙂

Sorry kisi ne mujhe bheja To maine aapko bheja

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