Maango Kya Maangti Ho

Love Marrige:
Raat k Waqt Husband: Paani Pilao.
Wife Paani Lenay Gai, Husband Ko Neend Aa gai, Wife Saari Raat Paani Ka GilaSs Pakray Khari Rahi, Subah husband Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Hova aur Bola!

Maango Kya Maangti Ho?

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Wife: Talaaq.:-P

Aap Ki Dosti

Aap Ki Dosti
Mujhe Itni Pasand Hai…

Jitni  Charsi Ko Chars,

Doctor Ko Nurse, Chor Ko Purse,

Gadhe ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat,

Boorhe ko Huqqa, Pehelwaan ko Mukka,

Naai ko Baal, Ghareeb ko Daal,

Kutte ko Haddi, Nange ko Chaddi,

Pathan ko Naswar, Kangle ko Udhar,
Or
Kesy Samjhao Mery Yaar?