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Fees Maaf ki Application

Fees Maaf ki Application.
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Seedhi Baat Ye He K Mere Abbu Ne Mujhy Fees K Lye 500 Dye Thy, 100 Ki Doston K 7 Film Dekh Li. 150 Ki Pepsi Or Burgers Kha Lye. 50 Ka Girl Frnd Ko Easy Load Krwa Dya. 200 English Wali Miss Pe Shart Har Gya. Me Smjhta Tha K Unka Sirf Math Wale Sir K 7 Chakkar Hai, Pr Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar he Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hn Sir G,
Meri FEES Maaf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash

Shukria.

Tum barey ho k kya karo gey

Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: Shaadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT! Mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: Bahu laun ga.

Miss: Stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: Pota.

Miss: Abey kaminey teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…;)

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