Neend Ke Peechhe Mat Bhaago
Qaid-E-Azam said:
“Neend Ke Peechhe Mat Bhaago”
“Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peechhe Bhago…..
Neend khud hi Aa jaye Gi.. 😛
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
A hen falls in love with crow
by Ifrahim
A hen falls in love with crow. Cock caught them both red handed.
Cock said:
Mujh me kia kami hai. Main tum se pyar karta hon, Tumhari family se hon, Tum pe marta hon,
mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai ker sakta, koi bhi nai…
Aisa kia hai us crow me jo mujh me nahi?
Hen replied “I respect your emotions but he is in Airforce”
😀
Taaweez to control his Wife
by Ifrahim
A man got taaweez to control his Wife.
After 1 month he reports to pir.
No change in Wife but parosi’s Wife is in control.
Pir: It is called side effect..
Kisi k ghar jany se pehly
by Ifrahim
Sunehri baatein:
* Kisi k ghar jany se pehly light ki timing poch lo.
* Waqt ki pabandi wapda walon se sekho
* 2012 mein pagal log light ki waja se hon gay.
* Agar kisi se dosti karo to dekh lo un k pas generator ya UPS hai.
* Acha dost wohi jo aap ko garmi me hawa de