Category: Husband Wife SMS

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband: What was that for?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry!!!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What’s now?
Wife: Your horse is on phone………………………

Before shaadi Spiderman,
Shaadi k Din Superman,
Shaadi k Baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.

1st Man asked: Biwi Apne Shoher Tareef Kub Kerti hai
2nd Man: Jub Shoher Chor Jaye

1st Man: Kia Matlab.
2nd MAn: Matlab Ye k Bohat Kuch Chor Jaye,,,,,,,,,,,

Ek aadmi ghabraya howa police station
per aaya aur bola…

Mujhe giraftar kr lijye main ne
apni biwi k ser per danda mara hai.

Inspector: Kia wo mar gaye?

Aadmi: nahi,
Wo danda leye mere peche aa rahi hai.