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Main cigarete kabhi nahi peta
wo to bas
jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bholane k liye
jab khush hota hun to lutf dobala karne k liye
jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne k liye
jab dosto k sath hota hun to unka sath dene k liye
jab bhooka hota hun to bhook mitane k liye
aur jab khana kha leta hun to khana hazam karne k liye
jab farigh hota hon to time pass karne k liye
warna main itna pagal nahi k cigarett jesi burri cheez ko hath lagaon.
When i was at school, someone stole my rough note now they call it
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Oxford dictionary. 😀
A Pakistani walk into a bank in New York city.
He talks the loan officer: I need $5000 and for deposit my FERRARI is available.
Officer agrees.
All the bank members laughed at him, that he borrowed $5000 against $250,000 car.
Banker parked the car into their garage.
After 2 weeks Pakistani returns and repay $5000 and interest $20.
Bank manager asks: Why you borrow $5000 although you are multi billioniare.
He replied: Where else in New York city can i park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 and expect it to be there on my return. So thank you for taking care of my car 🙂
1 Amma bus conductor ko roz kaju badam khane ko deti thi.
Conductor Amma ap mujhe roz ye q deti ho?
Amma: beta daant to rahy nahi ab choos kar phenk dena theek nahi lagta.