Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion hans rahey ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe…
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Sardar SMS
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion hans rahey ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe…
A sardar ji goes to a Chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
Sardar ji: Why?
Waiter: Because he is the owner of restaurant.
Wife: Please bike taze na chalao, mujhey dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hai
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to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
A sardar had a child after 3 months of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month me bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa howa?
sardar: 3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 months.
Wife: total kitne howe?
Sardar: Oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle ;->