My wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how?
Sardar: Yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: It’s you the watchman.
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Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how?
Sardar: Yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: It’s you the watchman.
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants,
sit
&
then do.
How do you do?
Sardar lost his chequebook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate outside your house I read Santa Singh B.A.
This year I read Santa Singh M.A.
When did you finish yours Master Degree?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is Married Again.