My wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.

Friend: how?

Sardar: Yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: It’s you the watchman.

How do you do?

An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do?

Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants,
sit
&
then do.

How do you do?

Sardar’s Name-Plate

A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate outside your house I read Santa Singh B.A.
This year I read Santa Singh M.A.
When did you finish yours Master Degree?

Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.

Then I took a second wife,
so

M.A is Married Again.