Unmarried : Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Married :  Shadi Ker Lo,

Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.:-)

Fees Maaf ki Application.
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Seedhi Baat Ye He K Mere Abbu Ne Mujhy Fees K Lye 500 Dye Thy, 100 Ki Doston K 7 Film Dekh Li. 150 Ki Pepsi Or Burgers Kha Lye. 50 Ka Girl Frnd Ko Easy Load Krwa Dya. 200 English Wali Miss Pe Shart Har Gya. Me Smjhta Tha K Unka Sirf Math Wale Sir K 7 Chakkar Hai, Pr Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar he Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hn Sir G,
Meri FEES Maaf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash

Shukria.

Jab tumhen khushiyaan milne lagen to 3 cheezon ko kabhi na bhulana.

1. Allah ko

2. Uski Makhloq ko

3. Apni Asliyet ko

Mohabbat bhi Tune ajab shay banayi hai Mola,

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Tery hi aagy Tery bandy roty hain kisi aur k liye.