Wife : I am not feeling good.

Husband : It’s too bad, i was thinking to go for shopping.

Wife : I was joking na.

 

Husband: Yeah!!!! me too.! chal roti bana  😀

Apne Rab Ko “ALLAH” keh Ker pukaro,
Kyon K Ye Wo Lafz hai  Jis ki
Na Zid (opposite),
Na Jama (plural),
Na Muzakkar (male),
Na Moannas (female) Hai,
Jub K Deegar Alfaz ki Zid, Jama, Muzakkar, Moannas hoti hai,
Misaal k tor per;
God : Godess,
Devta : Devi,
Khuda : Khudaon,
Lord : Lords,  E.T.C. . . . .
Jub k  ” ALLAH ” AHAD”  yani (Aik) hai.

Plz spread this beautiful knowledge

2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, love u:)

And when they talk on their backs
about them.

1st: she is so selfish

2nd: she is kamini

2 Boys face to face:

1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein
tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …

2nd: apne baap se mazakk:@?

And when they talk on their backs.

1st: mast banda hai yaar

2nd: bhai hai apna

Feel the difference….. !!!;) 🙂 lolz lolz. Guys rock 🙂

This post was submitted by Kami.

Unmarried : Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Married :  Shadi Ker Lo,

Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.:-)