On Wedding Night
On Wedding Night
Man entered his room.
Prayed “Oh God! Give me Power and Guidance
Girl said;
Pray for Power don’t worry about guidance.I will Guide You.
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On Wedding Night
Man entered his room.
Prayed “Oh God! Give me Power and Guidance
Girl said;
Pray for Power don’t worry about guidance.I will Guide You.
New couple in Train.
Jub Train surang se guzri tu HUSBAND ne kaha:
Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai
to koi faida utha leta.WIFE: Oh Nooo.
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To kia wo aap nahin thy.
1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe
Chakoo se Maar raha tha.2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mut agar Sapne Sach Hote
to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana parta.
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’The maid smiled and said
‘i know cos the driver always tells me so’