A girl and a boy were sitting alone
A girl & a boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Tag: Adult SMS
Adult SMS
If you will try to kiss me, i will shout
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Girl: If u will try 2 kiss me, main shorr macha dungi.
Boy: Laykin yahan to dour tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi paregi..
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
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On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u don’t sleep with me I’ll sink d ship”Later, She mailed her husband
“U must b proud of me,
I saved 600 passengers
9 times in 2 days…..”
Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho?Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai