A girl & a boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

Girl: If u will try 2 kiss me, main shorr macha dungi.

Boy: Laykin yahan to dour tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi paregi..

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u don’t sleep with me I’ll sink d ship”

Later, She mailed her husband
“U must b proud of me,
I saved 600 passengers
9 times in 2 days…..”

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

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