Tag: Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

once a genius sardar wrote

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once a genius sardar wrote to bill gates:
sir, i have some questions to ask u,
1. the letters on keyboard are not in proper order when will the corrected version be released?
2. there is a start button but no stop button?
3. we have used ms word when will mr. word be released?
4. there is no any key button on the keyboard while computer frequently asks for that to press.
finally a personal question
why is your name gates even though u sell windows?

1 Pehalwan ki taang neeli ho gayi

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1 Pehalwan ki taang neeli ho gayi
Hakeem: Zehar phail gaya hai taang katni pareygi kuch din baad dosri taang bhi neeli ho gayi to hakeem ne wo bhi kaat dali aur plastic ki taangen laga deen.

kuch din baad plastic ki taangen bhi neeli ho gayi.

Hakeem:
Yaar teri bemari samajh aa gayi hai..
Teri dhoti ka rang utarta hai.