Author: Visitors

Smoker never Dies

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Every cigarette you smoke,
decreases your life by 5 minutes.

Sex increases your life by 10 minutes.
So basic theme of equation is that

“A F___ING SMOKER NEVER DIES”

Flirt of Mobile Networks

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Flirt of Mobile Networks

JAZZ
Boy: Hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao

Ufone
Boy: Kia tumhare dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho

ZONG
Boy: Tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun…kia kahun?
Girl: Sub keh do

TELENOR
Boy: Kia her larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: Yahi hai dhun sub ki.

To make it straight

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To make it straight,
she pulls it.

2 make it stand,
she rubs it.

2 make it stiff,
she licks it.

2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!

True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!