Category: Husband Wife SMS

1 aadmi doston ki mehfil se raat
late ghar gaya.
2nd day dosto ne pocha
k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi.
Aadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi
bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi
nikalwane wala tha

Man: I want a divorce.
Lawyer: What’s the reason.
Man: My wife has not spoken me in six months.
.
.
Lawyer: Better think it over,
Wives like that are hard to get.

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

A couple was going on the road.
A man came & start commenting the girl..
Her husband became angry & start beating the man.
The wife said “MArro Marro praye aurat ko cherta hai”.

When the man listened it.
He started beating her husband.
The wife again said “Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai
na dosro ko cheerne deta hai”…………………..