Category: Husband Wife SMS

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aankhain di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?

Wife: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hain
2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakte?

Husband wife mein larai hoee,
Husband ghar se chala gaya.

Husband Raat ko phone pay:
Khanay mein kia hai?

Wife replied: Zeher.

Husband: Main dair se aonga,
Tum kha kar so jana………

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Ek Fuji shadi k baad apni biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum he meri kainaat ho,
Roshni ho,
Tamana ho………………………..

Biwi boli: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi,
Naveed ho,
Irfan ho,
Sajad ho,
Faisal ho…………………………