Raat ko sirf 3 tarhan ki makhlooq

Raat ko sirf 3 tarhan ki makhlooq
jagti hain,

1. Bhoot:
Insano ko daraney k liye……..

2. Machar:
Insano ko satany k liye………

3. Husband and wife:
Aabadi BARHANAY k liye………!

Birth day per itni mehangi cheez

Wife: maine aapki B-day per itni
mehangi cheez li hai k aap
dekhte hi khush ho jaogay.

Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera
b khayal aaya……….Dikhao.
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Wife: Bus abhi pehan ker aati hoon