Category: Husband Wife SMS

Wife’s Pahelii

Wife: Acha batao car main ghomata hai,
icecream khilata hai,
restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!

Husband: KON MAIN?

Wife: NAHI
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HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi
apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar mangney per bhi nahi deti.
Aur ye illegal bhi nahi hai?
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Come on yar?
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Ans:      Sakoon

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai.

Husband (Pyar Se):
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To Phir Itni Dair Se Kha kio Rahi Ho?

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!