Category: Insult SMS

Insult SMS

Mobile ki Zakat kia hai

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Maine Molvi sahab se pocha: Mobile ki Zakat kia hai?

Boly kuch nahi bas kuch Faqiron ko SMS ker do.

To Maine kar dia.

Aap mat karna faqir pe Zakat Farz nahi hai…

Please Don’t Mind

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7 True Facts About Women

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7 True Facts About Women.

 

1. Most Important Thing For Women Is Financial Security.

2. Although This Is Important, They Still Go Out And Buy Expensive Cloths.

3. Although They Always Buy Expensive Cloths They Never Have Anything To Wear.

4. Although They Never Have Anything To Wear, They Dress Beautifully,

5. Although They Always Dress Beautifully, They Are Never Satisfied.

6. Although They Are Never Satisfied, They Still Expect Men To Compliment Them.

7. Although They Expect Men To Compliment Them, When They Do, Women Don’t Believe Them.

Jigri dost ki 3 new nishanian

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Achay aur fit jigri dost ki 3 new nishanian:

1. Kabhi beghairat fone nahi karay ga.

2. Kaminy ko kaam kaho to foran kahy ga, ho jaye ga. par ek din ka kam 10 din tak latka de ga.

3. Ghatiya! Bachiyon ko poetry aur humain pathano aur zubaida aapa waly msg kary ga.

Hans mat tu bhi mera jigri dost hai.