Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi
PCO wale ko 2 thappar laga diye.

Socho kion?

Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,

Dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye…

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Elava sub samaan le gaya.

Police: TV kion nahi legaya?

Santa: TV to main dekh raha tha is liye..

1 banda bhagta howa aata hai
aur Santa se kehta hai.

Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar mein talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hai,
ghar ki chabi to meray pas hai. . .  😀 😀

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password.
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It’s ****.

Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.