Memon: Maine Apni Beti ki Shadi Sirf 1500 Rupey Mein karwai.

Dost: Woh kaise?

Memon: Maine Beti ko 1500 ka Ek Mobile Dilaya, Beti Ne Love Marriage kar Li.

Memon: Mera abba mar gia hy
News k kitne charges logay?

Newsman: 50 Rs. Per Word

Memon: Likho “Shakoor Died”
Newsman: Sir Atleast 6 Words.

Memon: Ok

“Shakoor Died Suzuki mehran for sale”

1 memon subha so kar utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,

“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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