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Memon: Mera abba mar gia hy
News k kitne charges logay?

Newsman: 50 Rs. Per Word

Memon: Likho “Shakoor Died”
Newsman: Sir Atleast 6 Words.

Memon: Ok

“Shakoor Died Suzuki mehran for sale”

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1 memon subha so kar utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,

“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

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1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,
guess kion?

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because wo sari raat fire brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.