Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

 

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

 

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

😛

Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho 😛 😀 😀

Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,
Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,

Kabhi Main Jo Keh Do Mohabbat Hai Tumse,
To Mujhko Khudara Ghalat Mat Samjhna,
K Meri Zarorat Ho Tum,
Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,

Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,
Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,

Hai Phoolon Ki Dali, Ye Bahen Tumhari,
Hain Khamosh Jadoo Nigahen Tumhari,
Jo Kanten Hon Sab Apne Daman Me Rakhlon,
Sajaon Main Kalyon Se Rahen Tumhari,
Nazar Se Zamane Ki Khud Ko Bachana,
Kisi Aur Se Dekho Dil Na Lagana,
K Meri Amanat Ho Tum,
Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,

Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,
Bohat Khoobsurat Ho Tum,

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