A Pathan got an invitation for a party
A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.When he went to party he was shocked?
others were wearing pants & shirts also.
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A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.When he went to party he was shocked?
others were wearing pants & shirts also.
Funny Definitions
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Home:
A place where you can scratch where it itches.Doctor:
A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.Love:
Loss Of Valuable Energy.Wife:
Worries Invited For Ever.
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future.
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab.