A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why Indian use water.
.Tissue Can catch fire.
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A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why Indian use water.
.Tissue Can catch fire.
Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking.
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt.
“After enemy defeat”Solider: Sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i shot,
my soldiers wouldn’t see my blood
so they won’t be discouraged.Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking.
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers;
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying
a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.