Even the driver say’s so …
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’The maid smiled and said
‘i know cos the driver always tells me so’
All Type of SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS and Much More
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’The maid smiled and said
‘i know cos the driver always tells me so’
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.Doctor Asked: Is this her first child?
Sardar Replied: No this is her husband speaking…
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,
sucked,
swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!