How to live in a loving relationship with your husband

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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don’t understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

Chashm-E-Saqi Ne Ye Kiya Khel Racha Rakha Hai

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Chashm-E-Saqi Ne Ye Kiya Khel Racha Rakha Hai,
Koi Zahid Koi Mekhawar Bana Rakha Hai,

Jo Phansa Phir Na Kabhi Us Ne Rehai Mangi,
Teri Zulfon Ne Ajab Jaal Becha Rakha Hai,

Husan Ho Ishq Ho Dono Ka Asar Yaksaan Hai,
Cheez Ek Hai Magar Naam Juda Rakha Hai,

Choom Leti Hai Latak Kar Kabhi Chehra Kabhi Lab,
Tum Ne Zulfon Ko Bohat Sir Pe Charha Rakha Hai,

Teri Makhmoor Negahon Se Hai Ronaq Sari,
Warna Saqi Tere Mekhaney Mein Kiya  Rakha Hai.