Mein teri MAA nahi hon
1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank
us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola
MAA
Aurat Boli Main teri MAA nahi hon
Machar bola Aisa na bol
MAA
main teri Coke se nikla hon.
All Type of SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS and Much More
Jokes SMS
1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank
us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola
MAA
Aurat Boli Main teri MAA nahi hon
Machar bola Aisa na bol
MAA
main teri Coke se nikla hon.
Girl: Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay:
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform no. 1
per kharay saray pathan kaisay maray gaye?Pathan: aik elan howa
k train plateform no. 1 per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri per chalang laga di.Reporter: Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan: Elan se pehlay Main to khudkushi k liye
patri per leta tha……………..
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw DAD!