Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai
All Type of SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS and Much More
Jokes SMS
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay mein,
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjha raha tha.
Bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
Pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and ask his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no floor (aata) and no cooking oil to fry it in.Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts“Pakistan Zindabad”
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”Girl: Great! I want 10 of them………….