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Teacher Student SMS
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Gham-e-zindagi kesay sonaun
Mere exams hone walay hain,Main khushi kahan se laon
Mere exams hone walay hain,Tumhen ye gila hai jana k mizaaj hai q berham,
kaho kesay muskoraon,
Mere exams hone walay hain,Tumhein eid ki hai khushi mujhe hai yaad wo lakin,
Main ye kaisay bhol jaon,
Mere exams hone walay hain,Sar-e-raah main dagmagaon Mere exams hone walay hain,
Mera zakhm zakhm hai sena to lahoo lahoo safeena,
Main nejaat kesay paon,
Mere exams hone walay hain.
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo Canteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mein wo raat ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mein urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien
Why Students fail
Total 365 days in a Year
52 Sundays in a year, Days left 313
50 Summer holidays, Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep = 130 days, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing = 15 days, Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating = 30 days, Days left 96,
1 hr talking = 15 days, Days left 81
Exams days 35 days, Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies, TV at least 25 days, Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.Hun banda SALGIRA walay din bhi parhay?