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Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.

Father: How do you know?

Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

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One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future.

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab.

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A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.

Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why Indian use water.
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Tissue Can catch fire.

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Solider to General: Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking.
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt.
“After enemy defeat”

Solider: Sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i shot,
my soldiers wouldn’t see my blood
so they won’t be discouraged.

Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking.

GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers;