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feeling good

by skhan

Wife : I am not feeling good.

Husband : It’s too bad, i was thinking to go for shopping.

Wife : I was joking na.

Husband: Yeah!!!! me too.! chal roti bana 😀

by Visitors

2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, love u:)

And when they talk on their backs
about them.

1st: she is so selfish

2nd: she is kamini

2 Boys face to face:

1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein
tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …

2nd: apne baap se mazakk:@?

And when they talk on their backs.

1st: mast banda hai yaar

2nd: bhai hai apna

Feel the difference….. !!!;) 🙂 lolz lolz. Guys rock 🙂

by Ifrahim

Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀

by skhan

FAQEER: ALLAH k Naam par kuch de do?

Ghar se larki boli: kuch nahi hai mauf karo..

FAQEER Bola apna number hi de do Baba Dua bhi kary ga aur msg bhi…