Ek Aadmi dozakh me gaya us ne dekha,

k zardari ashwariya k sath dance ker raha he,

Aadmi: is ki saza itni achi q he?

Farishta: Saza is ko nahi Ashwariya ko mil rahi he.

Please don’t see new Indian movie “3 IDIOTS”

Because you are not chosen for the movie.

We all protest against this
because you are the most deserving Idiot
existing in the world.

Ek Aashiq ne chand se pocha;

Kia tumne Dunia mai
koi haseen mere yar jesa dekha hai?

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To chand ne muskra k jawab dia

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Abay Thurkey! Salay mera kaam roshni dena hai
Taroo giri kerna nahi……………………

A man kills a DEER,
cooks it & does not tell kids what it is.

He gives a hint; “it’s something that ur Mom calls me!”

Son shouts: “Na khana !!!!!!

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Kutta hai Kutta.

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