Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay
Pathan:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?
Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@
All Type of SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS and Much More
Jokes SMS
Pathan:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi na Totay?
Sardar:
Watay Maro Watay @@@
Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar par bethi thi,
Musafir ne pocha darr nahi lagta?
Aurat: Lo is mein darne ki kia baat hai.
andar garmi thi is liye bahir bethi hon.
An airline introduced an special package for business men.
Buy your ticket get your wife’s ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply…
which trip???
Larka universty mein larki se: Aap ka naam?
Larki: Mujhy sab Behen kehte hain.
Larka: Acha tu aap hain woh jis ki waja se
sub mujhe Behnoi Behnoi kehte hen, ;-p